http.js

   1 const fetch = require("node-fetch")
   2 const google_images = require("free-google-images")
   3 const common = require("./common.js")
   4
   5 module.exports = {
   6         google: {
   7                 params: "<keyword> [...]",
   8                 help: "Google Image Search",
   9                 func: (msg, keywords) =>
  10                         google_images.searchRandom(keywords.join(" "), true)
  11                                 .then(result => msg.reply(result.image.url))
  12         },
  13         verse: {
  14                 func: msg => fetch("https://labs.bible.org/api/?type=json&passage=random")
  15                         .then(res => res.json())
  16                         .then(data => msg.reply(`${data[0].text}\n\t${data[0].bookname} ${data[0].chapter}, ${data[0].verse}`))
  17         },
  18         define: {
  19                 func: (msg, term) => term.length > 0 ? fetch("https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v1/entries/en_US/" + term.join(" "))
  20                         .then(res => res.json())
  21                         .then(data => {
  22                                 let def = data[0]
  23                                 msg.reply(`__**${def.word}**__`
  24                                         + (def.phonetic ? ` _${def.phonetic}_` : "")
  25                                         + "\n\n"
  26                                         + Object.entries(def.meaning).reduce((str, meaning) => str
  27                                                 + `_${meaning[0]}_\n`
  28                                                 + meaning[1].reduce((str, definition, i) => str + `\t${i + 1}. ${definition.definition}\n`, "")
  29                                         , "")
  30                                         + `\n[Definitions from ${def.sourceUrls.join(", ")}]`
  31                                 )
  32                         })
  33                         .catch(_ => msg.reply("Not found"))
  34                         : msg.reply("You need to specify a word")
  35         },
  36         urban: {
  37                 func: (msg, term) => term.length > 0 ? fetch("https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=" + term.join(" "))
  38                         .then(res => res.json())
  39                         .then(data => {
  40                                 let def = common.choose(data.list)
  41
  42                                 msg.reply(`__**${def.word}**__\n`
  43                                         + def.definition.replace(/\[/g,"").replace(/\]/g,"") + "\n\n"
  44                                         + "**Example:**\n"
  45                                         + def.example.replace(/\[/g,"").replace(/\]/g,"")
  46                                 )
  47                         })
  48                         .catch(_ => msg.reply("Not found"))
  49                         : msg.reply("You need to specify a word")
  50         },
  51         insult: {
  52                 func: (msg, [targetPing]) => {
  53                         const target = common.getPing(msg, targetPing, true)
  54
  55                         if (target)
  56                                 fetch("https://insult.mattbas.org/api/insult")
  57                                         .then(res => res.text())
  58                                         .then(data => msg.channel.send(`<@!${target}> ${data}`))
  59                 }
  60         },
  61         chucknorris: {
  62                 func: (msg, [first, last]) => {
  63                         if (!first) {
  64                                 first = "Chuck"
  65                                 last = "Norris"
  66                         } else if (!last) {
  67                                 last = ""
  68                         }
  69
  70                         fetch(`http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName=${first}&lastName=${last}`)
  71                                 .then(res => res.json())
  72                                 .then(data => msg.reply(data.value.joke.replace(/&quot;/g, "\"").replace(/  /g, " ")))
  73                 }
  74         },
  75         joke: {
  76                 func: msg => fetch("https://v2.jokeapi.dev/joke/Any")
  77                         .then(res => res.json())
  78                         .then(data => msg.reply(data.type == "single" ? data.joke : data.setup + "\n" + "||" + data.delivery + "||"))
  79         },
  80         "8ball": {
  81                 func: msg => fetch("https://8ball.delegator.com/magic/JSON/whatever")
  82                         .then(res => res.json())
  83                         .then(data => msg.reply(data.magic.answer))
  84         },
  85         emojify: {
  86                 func: (msg, text) => fetch("https://api.emojify.net/convert", {
  87                                 method: "POST",
  88                                 headers: {
  89                                         "Accept": "application/json",
  90                                         "Content-Type": "application/json",
  91                                 },
  92                                 body: JSON.stringify({
  93                                         density: 100,
  94                                         input: text.join(" "),
  95                                         shouldFilterEmojis: false,
  96                                 }),
  97                         })
  98                                 .then(res => res.json())
  99                                 .then(data => msg.reply(data.result))
 100         }
 101 }