--- /dev/null
+local commands = {}
+local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
+local http = minetest.get_http_api()
+
+local function send(msg, color)
+ minetest.send_chat_message("/me " .. C("#00FF3C") .. "[" .. C(color or "#FFFA00") .. msg .. C("#00FF3C") .. "]")
+end
+
+local function ping(player)
+ return C("#00DCFF") .. "@" .. player .. C("#FFFA00")
+end
+
+local function ping_player(player, message)
+ send(ping(player) .. ": " .. message)
+end
+
+local function ping_player_error(player, err, detail)
+ ping_player(player, C("#D70029") .. " " .. err .. " " .. (detail and C("#FF6683") .. "'" .. detail .. "'" .. C("#D70029") or "") .. ".")
+end
+
+local function player_online(name)
+ for _, n in ipairs(minetest.get_player_names()) do
+ if name == n then
+ return true
+ end
+ end
+end
+
+minetest.register_on_receiving_chat_message(function(msg)
+ msg = minetest.strip_colors(msg)
+ if msg:find("<") == 1 then
+ local idx = msg:find(">")
+ local player = msg:sub(2, idx - 1)
+ local message = msg:sub(idx + 3, #msg)
+ if message:find("!") == 1 then
+ local args = message:sub(2, #message):split(" ")
+ local cmd = table.remove(args, 1)
+ local func = commands[cmd]
+ if func then
+ func(player, unpack(args))
+ else
+ ping_player_error(player, "Invalid command", cmd)
+ end
+ end
+ end
+end)
+
+local function check_online(name, target)
+ if name == target then
+ ping_player_error(name, "You need to specify another player")
+ elseif player_online(target) then
+ return true
+ else
+ ping_player_error(name, "Player not online", target)
+ end
+end
+
+function commands.furhug(name, target)
+ if check_online(name, target) then
+ send(name .. " hugs " .. target .. ".")
+ end
+end
+
+commands.furcuddle = commands.furhug
+
+function commands.furkiss(name, target)
+ if check_online(name, target) then
+ send(name .. " kisses " .. target .. ".")
+ end
+end
+
+local target_list = {}
+
+function commands.furbang(name, target)
+ if check_online(name, target) then
+ target_list[target] = function()
+ send(ping(name) .. " and " .. ping(target) .. " are having sex! OwO")
+ end,
+ ping_player(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.")
+ end
+end
+
+commands.fursex = commands.furbang
+commands.furfuck = commands.furbang
+
+function commands.accept(name)
+ local func = target_list[name]
+ if func then
+ func()
+ else
+ ping_player_error(name, "Nothing to accept")
+ end
+end
+
+function commands.deny(name)
+ if target_list[name] then
+ target_list[name] = nil
+ ping_player(name, "Denied request")
+ else
+ ping_player_error(name, "Nothing to deny")
+ end
+end
+
+function commands.furhit(name, target)
+ if check_online(name, target) then
+ send(name .. " hits " .. target)
+ end
+end
+
+commands.furslap = commands.furhit
+
+function commands.furhelp()
+ local keys = {}
+ for k in pairs(commands) do
+ table.insert(keys, k)
+ end
+ send("Available commands: " .. table.concat(keys, ", "))
+end
+
+function commands.verse()
+ http.fetch_async({
+ url = "https://labs.bible.org/api/",
+ data = "passage=random&type=json",
+ })
+end