waifu.js

   1 const common = require("./common.js")
   2 const pseudoRandom = require("pseudo-random")
   3 const hiragana = require("./hiragana.json")
   4 let hiraganaList = []
   5
   6 for (let k of Object.keys(hiragana))
   7         if (k.length == 1)
   8                 hiraganaList.push(k)
   9
  10
  11 const waifuName = rng => {
  12         let r = Math.floor(1
  13                 + rng.random()
  14                 + rng.random()
  15                 + rng.random()
  16                 + rng.random()
  17                 + rng.random()
  18         )
  19
  20         let jp = ""
  21
  22         for (let i = 0; i < r; i++)
  23                 jp += common.choose(hiraganaList, rng)
  24
  25         let en = ""
  26
  27         for (let i = 0; i < r; i++) {
  28                 const combo = hiragana[jp.slice(i, i + 2)]
  29
  30                 if (combo) {
  31                         en += combo
  32                         i++
  33                 } else {
  34                         en += hiragana[jp.slice(i, i + 1)]
  35                 }
  36         }
  37
  38         return `${jp} (${common.uppercase(en)})`
  39 }
  40
  41 const waifuSpecies = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
  42         [               null, 100], // Human
  43         [          "Catgirl",  15],
  44         [          "Foxgirl",  15],
  45         [         "Wolfgirl",  15],
  46         [              "Orc",   5],
  47         [              "Elb",   5],
  48         [            "Dwarf",   5],
  49         [           "Femboy",   3],
  50         ["Apache Helicopter",   1],
  51         [   "C++ Programmer",   1],
  52 ], rng)
  53
  54 const waifuGender = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
  55         [     "Male", 50],
  56         [   "Female", 50],
  57         [     "null",  1],
  58         ["undefined",  1],
  59         [ "Infinity",  1],
  60         ["-Infinity",  1],
  61         [      "NaN",  1],
  62         [     "-NaN",  1],
  63 ], rng)
  64
  65 const waifuHair = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
  66         [[ "Brown", "#DDAE92"], 25],
  67         [[ "Black", "#433F3A"], 25],
  68         [["Blonde", "#ECC87E"], 20],
  69         [[   "Red", "#E2887F"], 10],
  70 ], rng)
  71
  72 const waifuEyes = rng => common.chooseWeighted([
  73         [["Brown", "#463230"], 15],
  74         [[ "Blue", "#97C6FE"], 10],
  75         [["Green", "#36CC4E"],  5],
  76 ], rng)
  77
  78 const waifuAge = rng => {
  79         const tab = common.chooseWeighted([
  80                 [[ 200,  600], 25], // deamon
  81                 [[1000, 2000],  5], // next level deamon
  82                 [[  12,   16], 50], // teen loli
  83                 [[  18,   19],  5], // legal loli
  84                 [[   5,    9],  5], // true loli
  85                 [        null,  1], // unknown
  86         ], rng)
  87
  88         return tab ? tab[0] + Math.floor(rng.random() * (tab[1] - tab[0] + 1)) : null;
  89 }
  90
  91 const waifu = id => {
  92         const rng = pseudoRandom(id = id || Math.floor(Math.random() * 32767))
  93
  94         return {
  95                 id,
  96                 name: waifuName(rng),
  97                 species: waifuSpecies(rng),
  98                 gender: waifuGender(rng),
  99                 hair: waifuHair(rng),
 100                 eyes: waifuEyes(rng),
 101                 age: waifuAge(rng),
 102         }
 103 }
 104
 105 const formatWaifu = waifu =>
 106 `__**${waifu.name}**__
 107         **Age:** ${waifu.age || "Unknown"}
 108         **Gender:** ${waifu.gender}
 109         ${waifu.hair[0]} Hair
 110         ${waifu.eyes[0]} Eyes
 111
 112         #${waifu.id}
 113 `
 114
 115 module.exports = {
 116         waifu: {
 117                 func: (msg, [id]) =>
 118                         msg.reply(formatWaifu(waifu(parseInt(id))))
 119         }
 120 }