bullshit.js

   1 const child_process = require("child_process")
   2
   3 module.exports = {
   4         bullshit: {
   5                 help: "Output some random bullshit (ported from the plan9front system)",
   6                 func: msg => {
   7                         const awk = child_process.spawn("awk", ["-f", "bullshit.awk", "bullshit"])
   8                         let data = ""
   9
  10                         awk.stdout.on("data", chunk => {
  11                                 data += chunk
  12                         })
  13
  14                         awk.stderr.on("data", console.error)
  15
  16                         awk.on("close", code => {
  17                                 if (code == 0)
  18                                         msg.reply(data.slice(0, -2))
  19                         })
  20                 }
  21         }
  22 }