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3         <head>
4                 <meta charset="utf-8">
5                 <title>FREE BOBUX GENERATOR</title>
6                 <script src="https://code.jquery.com/jquery-3.6.0.min.js" integrity="sha256-/xUj+3OJU5yExlq6GSYGSHk7tPXikynS7ogEvDej/m4=" crossorigin="anonymous"></script>
7                 <script src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/js-cookie@3.0.1/dist/js.cookie.min.js"></script>
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9         <body>
10                 <div style="position: fixed; top: 0px; left: 0px; width: 100%; height: 100px; background-color: blue"><center><h1>FREE BOBUX GENERATOR 100% LEGIT NO SCAM 100% WORKING</h1></center></div>
11                 <div style="height: 100px"></div>
12                 <h2>GEt FREE/LIBRE BOBUX NOW!!!! (FREE AS IN FREEDOM!!!!)</h2>
13                 <img src="stallman.png" width="500">
14                 <h2>THIS VIDEO WILL GUIDE YOU THROGU THE PROCESS!</h2>
15                 <iframe width="1268" height="713" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/DJfg39WkMvE" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
16                 <h2>FUCK</h2>
17                 <br>
18                 <h2>SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS</h2>
19                 <h3>ALL SYSTEMS SUPPORTED!!!!!</h3>
20                 <ul>
21                         <li>Windows 2000 or better</li>
22                         <li>Mac</li>
23                         <li>Androis, iPhone</li>
24                         <li>PC</li>
25                         <li>Google Edge</li>
26                         <li>Clash of Clash 0.23.1</li>
27                         <li>Lua 5.1.3 (required for ROBLOX)</li>
28                         <li>TempleOS or Plan 9</li>
29                         <li>MUST HAVE 640K OF MEMORY</li>
30                         <li>Volkswagen. Das Auto.</li>
31                 </ul>
32                 <h2>WINDOWS UPDATE SUPPORT</h2>
33                 <h4 id="update-status">Checking if your windows is up to date....</h4>
34                 <h2>CHECKING IF THERE IS ENOIGH RAM</h2>
35                 <h4 id="ram">CHECKING IF THERE IS ENOIGH RAM.....</h4>
36                 <h2>INITIATE THE PROCESS</h2>
37                 <center>
38                         <input type="number" id="amount" value="69420"><label for="amount">AMOUNT OF BOBUX TO GENERATE</label>
39                         <br><br>
40                         <button id="generate" style="width: 50%; height: 200px; border-width: 10px" onclick="generateRobux()">GENERATE FREE BOBUX NOW</button>
41                 </center>
42                 <br>
43                 <div style="width: 100%; border-style: solid">
44                         <h2>PEOPEL WHO LIKED THIS ALSO BOUGHT</h2>
45                         <ul>
46                                 <li><a href="https://git.minetest.land/MineClone2/MineClone2">Minecraft FOR FREE!!!!</a></li>
47                                 <li><a href="https://www.amazon.com/ZANZEA-Womens-Stocking-Striped-Tights/dp/B00OAXERZW/">PROGRAMMING SOCKS</a></li>
48                                 <li><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">Fortnite</a></li>
49                                 <li><a href="https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/p/discord--discord-nitro">Discord nitro FOR FREE</a></li>
50                                 <li><a href="https://lmgtfy.app/?q=amogus+seks">Amogus seks</a></li>
51                         </ul>
52                 </div>
53                 <img style="position: fixed; right: 5px; bottom: 5px" src="https://count.getloli.com/get/@bobux" alt="MANY PEOPLE VISIT IT" />
54         </body>
55         <script>
56                 setTimeout(_ => {
57                         let status = $("#update-status");
58                         
59                         if (navigator.userAgent.search("Windows") != -1)
60                                 status.html("Oh no! YOur windows does not have latest security update. Info on how to update your system to latest Michaelsoft Binbows: <a href=\"https://medium.com/@shahrizmarks2208/how-to-delete-system32-windows-fec58eb6f8e\">HERE</a>"); 
61                         else
62                                 status.html("AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU DONT USE WINDOWS!!!!  YOU ARE LINTERALLY SATAN!!!! HACKER!!!! FBI OPEN UP YOU PEDO!!!!!!!");
63
64                         let ram = $("#ram");
65                         
66                         if (Cookies.get("ram") == "true")
67                                 ram.html("✅ ENOUGH RAM AVAILABLE");
68                         else
69                                 ram.html("NOT ENOUGH RAM. PLEASE DOWNLOAD MORE RAM. <a onclick=\"downloadRam()\" href=\"https://downloadmoreram.com\">LINK</a>");                       
70                 }, 2000);
71
72                 const downloadRam = _ => {
73                         Cookies.set("ram", "true", {expires: 2147483647, sameSite: "strict"});
74                 };
75
76                 const generateRobux = _ => {
77                         location.href = "http://internet-löschen.de/";
78                 };
79
80                 let hue = 0;
81
82                 setInterval(_ => {
83                         hue += 10 / 1000 * 360 / 2;
84
85                         $("#generate")[0].style.borderColor = "hsl(" + hue  + ", 100%, 50%)";
86                 }, 10);
87
88                 setInterval(_ => {
89                         $("#generate")[0].style.backgroundColor = "rgb("
90                                 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 255) + ","
91                                 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 255) + ","
92                                 + Math.floor(Math.random() * 255) + ")";
93                 }, 200);
94         </script>
95 </html>