fortunes, rob, rsc, theo: What's this? https://plan9.io/

diff --git a/lib/rob b/lib/rob
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@@ -389,3 +389,6 @@ I say leave it alone.
 I wasn't speaking metaphorically.
 A nil map is like a regular map but it has nothing in it, cannot grow, and takes zero space.
 We live in a digital dark age.
+Neither of your issues is a problem.
+Your ideas may make people happy, which is not a small thing, but do they really help?
+What's this? https://plan9.io/

diff --git a/lib/rsc b/lib/rsc
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--- a/lib/rsc
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@@ -241,3 +241,6 @@ This doesn't seem worthwhile.
 It only works when we're in the process of preparing a release.
 Yes, and we need to fix that.
 Sorry, but no.
+It's been two hours since that fix landed.
+I needed that last week.
+I have a new blog post you might be interested in.

diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
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--- a/lib/theo
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@@ -865,3 +865,15 @@ Don't change my words.
 It is over your head. Or learn to read. Or learn to not reply before you think.
 You have a self-entitlement issue.
 IF YOU ARE A GIGANTIC SLOPPY FAT PIG YOU SURE DO
+Please go fluff up your sense of selfworth elsewhere.
+There are no workarounds.
+You been running that on the internet?
+That'd be like leaving a running chainsaw on the floor at a daycare center.
+When something is dangerous, we get rid of it.
+Sometimes it is almost like there is a stream of people who want us to stop trying.
+Oh, cut your crap.
+So fix it, or pay someone to fix it.
+Oh the righteous indignation of public discussion!
+Have you ever heard of the concept of helping yourself?
+Don't believe all the promises you hear.
+Unfortunately noone cares.

diff --git a/sys/games/lib/fortunes b/sys/games/lib/fortunes
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--- a/sys/games/lib/fortunes
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@@ -5239,3 +5239,7 @@ If you’re new to React (or frontend in general) you may find the ecosystem con
 There are a lot of alternatives out there, and you’ll be tempted to evaluate lots of them, but my advice is to just stick with the most popular one.
 does that me a dipshit
 Subject: [oss-security] nvi denial of service
+No. -- Dave Cheney
+[9fans] printer sharing
+bell-labs.com has now outsourced their email to outlook.com
+What day is it, Ken?