std: Clean out deprecated APIs

std: Clean out deprecated APIs

This primarily removes a lot of `sync::Static*` APIs and rejiggers the
associated implementations. While doing this it was discovered that the
`is_poisoned` method can actually result in a data race for the Mutex/RwLock
primitives, so the inner `Cell<bool>` was changed to an `AtomicBool` to prevent
the associated data race. Otherwise the usage/gurantees should be the same
they were before.