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diff --git a/random.js b/random.js
index b336688..1166439 100644
--- a/random.js
+++ b/random.js
@@ -1,4 +1,9 @@
 const common = require("./common.js")
+const sha1 = require("sha1")
+const pseudoRandom = require("pseudo-random")
+
+const german = require("./german.json")
+const books = require("./books.json")
 
 module.exports = {
 	rolldice: {
@@ -22,84 +27,20 @@ module.exports = {
 			.join(" ")
 		)
 	},
-	/*extinct: {
+	extinct: {
 		func: (msg, [rawSpecies]) => {
-			const species = common.uppercase(rawSpecies + (rawSpecies.slice(-1) == "s" ? "" : "s"))
-			msg.reply(`${species} are ${"extinct"}`)
-		}
-	}*/
-}
-/*
-
-furrybot.commands.extinct = {
-	func = function(name, species)
-		if species then
-			species = furrybot.uppercase(species .. (species:sub(#species, #species):lower() == "s" and "" or "s"))
-			furrybot.ping_message(name, species  .. " are " .. (furrybot.strrandom(species, 420, 0, 1) == 0 and "not " or "") .. "extinct." , furrybot.colors.system)
-		else
-			furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a species")
-		end
-	end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.german = {
-	func = function(name)
-		local messages = {
-			"Schnauze!",
-			"Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!",
-			"NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN",
-			"Deine Mutter",
-			"Das war ein BEFEHL!",
-			"Das bleibt hier alles so wie das hier ist!",
-			"Scheißße",
-			"Digga was falsch bei dir",
-			"Lass mich deine Arschfalten sehen",
-			"Krieg mal deinen Ödipuskomplex unter Kontrolle",
-			"Meine Nudel ist 30cm lang und al dente",
-			"Wie die Nase eines Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.",
-		}
-
-		local msg = messages[math.random(#messages)]
-		local stripe = math.floor(#msg / 3)
-
-		furrybot.ping_message(name, msg:sub(1, stripe) .. C("red") .. msg:sub(stripe + 1, stripe * 2) .. C("yellow") .. msg:sub(stripe * 2 + 1, #msg), C("black"))
-	end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.color = {
-	func = function(name)
-		local color = string.format("#%06x", math.random(16777216) - 1):upper()
-
-		furrybot.ping_message(name, "Here's your color: " .. C(color) .. color, furrybot.colors.system)
-	end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.book = {
-	func = function(name)
-		local books = {
-			"Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Erster Teil",
-			"Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Zweiter Teil",
-			"Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels - The Communist Manifesto",
-			"Brian Kernhigan & Dennis Ritchie - The C Programming Language",
-			"Heinrich Heine - Die Harzreise",
-			"Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Die Leiden des jungen Werther",
-			"Friedrich Schiller - Die Jungfrau von Orleans",
-			"Theodor Fontane - Irrungen, Wirrungen",
-			"Friedrich Schiller - Die Räuber",
-			"Theodor Storm - Der Schimmelreiter",
-			"Josef von Eichendorff - Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts",
-			"Richard Esplin - Advanced Linux Programming",
-			"Joey de Vries - Learn OpenGL",
-			"Gerard Beekmans - Linux From Scratch",
+			const species = common.uppercase((rawSpecies + (rawSpecies.slice(-1) == "s" ? "" : "s")).toLowerCase())
+			msg.reply(`${species} are ${pseudoRandom(parseInt(sha1(species), 16) % 1e9).random() < 0.5 ? "" : "not "}extinct.`)
 		}
-
-		furrybot.ping_message(name, books[math.random(#books)], furrybot.colors.system)
-	end,
+	},
+	german: {
+		func: msg => msg.reply(common.choose(german))
+	},
+	book: {
+		func: msg => msg.reply(common.choose(books))
+	},
+	video: {
+		func: msg => msg.reply("https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ")
+	},
 }
 
-furrybot.commands.video = {
-	func = function(name)
-		furrybot.ping_message(name, "https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ", furrybot.colors.system)
-	end,
-}
-*/