Watching shit scroll by for hours makes me a Linux expert overnight!
When I started doing this stuff with Unix, I wasn't a very good programmer. -- Bill Joy
You should also run /usr/sbin/userdel _dbus
+Afraid to commit to booting native Plan-9 until I'm sure I can get openbox, firefox, and chromium-browser working on it.
+what's the opinion of the catholic church according to condoms on dildos? -- 20h
+apple developers are like abused wives -- martian67
+As much as I like the design of Plan 9, I also like surfing the web.
+It would be nice to boot Plan 9 natively on AMD-64, type startx, and open a browser.
+Unfortunately, I'm not at a level where I can really contribute to getting Plan 9 to that point.
+The goal should be a Plan 9 "distro" that runs natively on AMD-64, and can open a web-browser.
+I was using "startx" in the figurative sense.
+Google Search provides at least 22 special features beyond the original word-search capability.
+Are you sure you're on the right website?
+(#go-nuts) <areece> The mailing list feels more hostile than the IRC :-/
+files over 10MB may cause memory and performance problems
+Web names, called URLs, have a peculiar syntax.
+* Need software written that will create a backup image of local disk C * Must be written in Visual C++ 2010 * I need an icon in the system tray *
+Why such thing happen?
+I love democracy. -- Chancellor Palpatine
+SaturdayGuard Automatically Closes Your Website During Shabbat And Holiday - and ONLY During Shabbat And Holiday.
+these people are strange -- aiju's sister
+L'Osservatore della Domenica said that there was too much contemporary literature and the Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith could not keep up with it.
+Functionality is an asset, but code is a liability.
+The 'net just continues to get worse. -- Ron Minnich
+Access to the Internet has also exposed Haredim, who traditionally have taken their direction only from rabbis, to alternate opinions.
+I am far from an experienced programmer. -- Ryan Dahl
+(#cat-v) <martian67> that was my position, if you arnt countering it, then what are you talking about
+I'm having fun writing 9p clients in Go. -- rsc
+In 15 years Tcl has been improved a lot, like any other language.
+It is not hard to pray to Mothra.
+In rare admission, Air Force explains and downplays drone computer virus
+Unsetting the application
+apple developers are like abused wives -- martian67
+if physics was like computing, we'd go back to geocentrism because it's flashier -- aiju
+MySQL was the first NoSQL database
+I've programmed Haskell before, no amount of boilerplate can scare me -- vegai
+lieber eine funktionierende losung als eine echte Freundin (rather a working solution than a real girlfriend) -- Sakuya, markov bot
+WATCH: Building healthy communities
+(#cat-v) <aiju> kfx: are you trying to troll me?
+Kindle Format 8 (incorporating HTML5 support)
+Yes, we could remove ape from plan 9 now, if someone cares to port the remaining ape-using programs to pure plan 9 - I'd be happy to see that. -- Howard Trickey
+As a longtime Mac user, I feel that Steve Jobs did many great things, and I hope they're not being too rough on him down there. -- Michael Kupperman
+The replacement process will be released in multiple phases.
+The researchers began their work after [John] Strauchs was called in by a warden to investigate an incident in which all the cell doors on one prison's death row spontaneously opened."
+In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -- Voltaire
+I installed Microsoft Windows 95 on my laptop which already had Plan9 9 happily running.
+Additional Facts:
+``Open Systems'' is a command like ``Open Sesame'': it means they want you to open your wallet. -- Geoff Collyer
+Upas owes much of its design and success to Sendmail.
+If you discover that you are riding a dead horse, dismount.
+Verbatim copying and distribution of this entire article are permitted in any medium provided this notice is preserved.
+If you quit on school, you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country. -- President Barack Obama
+Faust II is a great example of the second system effect -- aiju
+We've revised your Wells Fargo Online Agreement
+Plan-9 is olded ! :(
+And I don't want to live between such men, as you are.
+Yes, asshole. -- Douglas A. Gwyn
+Everything you do from now on will be more fun. -- Windows 95 installer
+Subject: Do you think I can use Plan9 ?
+I can no longer sit back and allow NIX infiltration, NIX indoctrination, NIX subversion and the international NIX conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious cats. -- cinap_lenrek
+kfx bases a system of government on forced sodomy
+(#cat-v) <aiju> what good is a cure for AIDS if we can't get epistemology right?
+please, grow up! -- Skip Travakkolian
+(#cat-v) <kfx> why the fuck do germans insist on communicating in their dumb little code
+<aiju> we need objectivism oriented programming!
+<cinap_lenrek> ports are the economic engine for the elite <cinap_lenrek> occupy port 80!
+CTC is a Java application that is installed in two locations.
+(#cat-v) <aiju> i don't care whether it's crap because of the hegelian dialectics they used to construct it
+For many years, I've captured every keystroke I've typed -- now more than 100 million of them. -- Stephan Wolfram
+The full, updated list is available on Google Docs.
+"You don't expect to hear that someone you know killed a guy with a samurai sword," said Ardila, 19.
+Nice one, Google suspended my Google+ account because I created it under, well, my name, which is "Lennart Poettering"
+Wake up! -- Lennart Poettering
+How do blogs need to evolve?
+In a sense, if neostructuralist semioticism holds, we have to choose between the cultural paradigm of expression and subcapitalist narrative.
+Better ingredients, better pizza. -- John Schnatter
+I have a program that is approximately 2330 lines of c code. The code is in rough shape.
+(#cat-v) <cinap_lenrek> maybe i can get a job as deep packet inspector
+(#cat-v) <kfx> the workers control the means of abstraction
+programs are mostly bugs wrapped in some user interface -- cinap_lenrek
+The illegal we do immediately; the unconstitutional takes a little longer. -- Henry Kissinger
+In fact, Wagner found that once you get past 70 tabs Chrome really starts to struggle.
+Stallman saw a problem in too much customization and de-facto forking and set certain conditions for usage. -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMACS
+A security flaw in GNU Emacs' email subsystem was exploited by Markus Hess in his 1986 hacking spree to gain superuser access to Unix computers.
+After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. -- William S. Burroughs
+And, as captainhaggy pointed out, Bell Labs is a commercial successor to the original developers of Linux.
+During a meeting with Russian President Dmitry Medvedev in Seoul, the president urged Russia to give him additional time regarding missile defense in Europe saying, "This is my last election, and after my election, I'll have more flexibility."
+For me, the most dramatic example of the progress of hardware in the intervening years is Emacs.
+Sometimes I think that Mosaic may be the VisiCalc of the '90s.
+To Andreessen, who says he majored in computer science because electrical engineering was too much work, the lack of an easy-to-use graphical interface for the Web was a glaring omission.
+"In the beginning was the act" -- Goethe, FAUST
+Paoli helped create XML, cementing his reputation among developers
+I am willing to speak this way because after two years of discussion with plan9 people, it has become clear to me that this compiler will never be free enough for us to use. If that changes as a result of this mail, good. If not, fine -- I have given up hope. -- Theo de Raadt
+A grizzled NASA veteran once told me that the Apollo moon landings were communism’s greatest achievement.
+Now that the code is released, I'm going to change things up a bit.
+The first portion of the project was writing a parser to dynamically convert code written in the Processing language, to JavaScript.
+COMMENT = portable C compiler ONLY_FOR_ARCHS = i386 amd64
+m0n0wall is probably the first UNIX system that has its boot-time configuration done with PHP, rather than the usual shell scripts, and that has the entire system configuration stored in XML format
+It looks like the kernel files are missing.
+[SuperTweet.net] Access API using Excel
+Some of the scenarios in this training contain real pictures that may or may not have been digitally manipulated.
+This is not Linux. -- rsc
+I will buy laptop pre-installed with plan9, can my dream come true?
+The first attempt at implementation began in 1960, but it was not until 1998 that an implementation was released, and this was incomplete.
+I'm still confusing.
+The malware, which is 20 megabytes when all of its modules are installed, contains multiple libraries, SQLite3 databases, various levels of encryption — some strong, some weak — and 20 plug-ins that can be swapped in and out to provide various functionality for the attackers. It even contains some code that is written in the LUA programming language — an uncommon choice for malware.
+Are Green Spaces an Indicator of Social and Economic Inequality?
+using ipad keyboard. excuse any typos. -- nemo
+Netvibes Mobile requires JavaScript to be enabled on your Browser.
+AVPlayerLayer *playerLayer = [AVPlayerLayer playerLayerWithPlayer:player];
+The most sophisticated and powerful cyberweapon uncovered to date was written in the LUA computer language, cyber security experts tell Fox News the same one used to make the incredibly popular Angry Birds game.
+Damn Hackers... -- Pusha T
+<aiju> really this wouldn't have happened if the lawnmower was nuclear powered
+It has been a long time coming for me to switch out of PHP for my main programming language. -- Dumping PHP For Go
+C - I mostly used it in school and haven't had the need to use it since.
+Bursting With So Much Language Support It Hurts!
+Unsubscribe
+I have recently got ahold of a program called irc (Internet Relay Chat)
+Do you pine for the nice days of minix-1.1, when men were men and wrote their own device drivers? -- Linuz Benedict Torvalds, 05/10/1991
+Yesterday I gofixed some third-party packages without even reading their code and without waiting for the authors to update them.
+Tom Duff of Lucasfilm, Ltd. has been porting UNIX to the PERQ.
+HTML5 Splits Into Two Standards
+This is our last warning that we detected irregular activity on your Internet Banking Account.
+Why is there no comp.lang.go on usenet?
+Scrum/Agile Now Used To Manage Non-Tech Projects
+We've been acquired!
+(#cat-v) khm → ask pinterest these questions
+(#cat-v) martian67 → systemd really dosent seem _that_ horrible
+so far nothing's gone right today!
+Firefox is pretty stable, and it does everything I think I need.
+If that isn't progress, I don't know what is.
+I'm in prison, so it doesn't matter if it's not C.
+Can Designers And Developers Save Health Care?
+Add-on Memory Leak Fix
+b.root-servers.net should be 'Seal Target Geronimo.epub'
+Dan Cross is a professional guitarist and private instructor living in New York City.
+happiness is a warm thinkpad
+And good user interface is an another thing Plan 9 basically cannot into.
+(#cat-v) aiju → luckily i don't watch tv
+Git is reasonably self-sufficient, but does depend on a few external programs and libraries. Git can be used without most of them by adding the approriate "NO_<LIBRARY>=YesPlease" to the make command line or config.mak file.
+5 Simple Tools That Make Email Suck Less
+Please don't text while driving. Nothing is ever that important. -- Pharrell Williams
+When I hear about Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun. -- Stephen Hawking
+<cinap_lenrek> filtering the internet is like trying to vacuum the desert
+XML types and type derivation are syntactic shorthands for what amounts to regular expressions embedded in a recursive punctuation tree. -- Anonymous Coward
+Of course tablets mean freedom. Sent from a vt100 terminal. -- 20h
+everyone knows copycatting is wrong. this is why you teach a child to speak by hitting them with a stick. -- sl
+anytime a new dbus conf is installed you need to restart dbus daemon but this way running applications using dbus crash immediately proper way is to reload dbus configuration instead of restarting it -- Post in the Tiny Core Linux forum
+there is no feature so bad that some people won't love it. -- aiju
+Soon Unix had the mass of Andre the Giant, the body of the Elephant Man, and the mind of a forgotten Jack Nicholson character.
+The worst strain was on Unix's mind. Unable to assimilate all the conflicting patchworks of features it had ingested, its personality began to fragment into millions of distinct, incompatible operating systems. People would cautiously say "good morning Unix. And who are we today?" and it would reply "Beastie" (BSD), or "Domain", or "I'm System III, but I'll be System V tomorrow." Psychiatrists labored for years to weld together the two major poles of Unix's personality, "Beasty Boy", an inner-city youth from Berkeley, and "Belle", a southern transvestite who wanted a to be a woman. With each attempt, the two poles would mutate, like psychotic retroviruses, leaving their union a worthless blob of protoplasm requiring constant life support to remain compatible with its parent personalities.
+Finally, unbalanced by its own cancerous growth, Unix fell into a vat of toxic radioactive wombat urine, from which it emerged, skin white and hair green. It smelled like somebody's dead grandmother.
+<aiju> my DH key exchange is so secure, not even the other client knows the secret
+“aestheticles: n. The little-known source of aesthetic reactions. If your whole body feels like going into a fetal position or otherwise double over from the pain of experiencing something exceptionally ugly and inelegant, such as C++, it’s because your aestheticles got creamed.” -- Erik Naggum
+I'll often drop down to node.js if I really need to be close to the metal
+Running on 10 million lines of code that control over 100 computerized components, the Chevrolet Volt is the epitome of how cars are built on a smarter planet. -- Promotional text for IBM's (i)Rational platform.
+"ioctl is a closet full of skeletons" -- doug
+it's a bit counterintiutive that javascript was supposed to make the web more responsive, but ended up making it slower -- DMorsing
+I’ve not seen much evidence that people love other people for sensible reasons. -- Stanley Lieber
+hell is other people's unix. -- sartre
+hell is other people's code. -- aiju
+The Plan 9 operating system was built over the past several years by members of the Computing Science Research Center at Bell Labs, Murray Hill, N.J., the same group that developed UNIX, C language and C++.
+Do Tech Entrepreneurs Need To Know How To Code?
+"Nooooooooooooo" -- Albert Einstein
+What command you tried to execute?
+Powered by werc
+The word "voluntary," as used in Flora and in IRS publications, refers to our system of allowing taxpayers to determine the correct amount of tax and complete the appropriate returns, rather than have the government determine tax for them.
+Who else is using Ruby/Rails for their frontend? Oh, just Twitter, LivingSocial, Groupon, Heroku, EngingeYard, Github, Square, Zendesk, Shopify, Yammer, Braintree, Boundary, Stripe, Parse, Simple, and of course let's not forget 37signals.
+m(
+THERE IS A MISSION-CRITICAL NEED FOR CYBER-WARRIORS
+Berkeley sockets. By integrating sockets with the Unix operating system's file descriptors, it became almost as easy to read and write data across a network as it was to access a disk.
+The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded. -- George Orwell
+Python, music, sports, gaming and philosophy.
+-rwxr-xr-x 1 1000 1000 0 Aug 6 1983 true
+The UNIX shell gave up the Multics idea of a search path and looked for program names that weren't file names in just one place, /bin.
+I should mention that I only have experience with Flash, Interface Builder for iOS apps, and general web stuff.
+(#plan9) «chris2» ⇒ holy shit. i've been looking for a curses-based 9term for years
+there are ways to build these things that are performant.
+In 1993, Robert Nation, during his work analyzing acoustic signatures for the United States Department of Defense, began hacking twm with the intent of simultaneously reducing memory usage and adding support for virtual desktops.
+KENNY THOMPSON, TOMMY DUFF, MOUSE CHORDING, WHAT'S GENBUF / LUCENT SPINOFF, DENNIS RITCHIE, SOURCES OFF THE NET / CAPSO'S MISSING, READ THE WIKI, HGET FORMPOST, KEYBOARD'S STICKY / NIX IS FORKING, NO IT ISN'T, YOU READ THE WIKI YET?
+MACBOOKPROS, H-BOMB, HJDICKS, CAPTURE US A TRACE / TMOVE, JS LIBS AND GOLANG IS A HIT / STANLEY LIEBER, AIJU, CINAP'S GONNA YELL AT YOU / DELETE MEINKAMPF, WHERE IS ETHAN, ANGRY AT THIS MEGA-SHIT
+WE DIDN'T CRASH THE SOURCES / IT WAS ALWAYS ROARING / PATCHES GEOFF'S IGNORING / WE DIDN'T CRASH THE SOURCES / NO WE DIDN'T BORK IT / BUT WE TRIED TO FORK IT
+Tablets are pretty awesome pieces of technology. They still sort of make me feel like I'm in the future -- just another step closer to Minority Report.
+my inodes explode in delight -- cinap_lenrek
+/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Library/Frameworks/Python.framework/Versions/Current/bin:/Users/npe/src/mambo/bin:/Users/npe/src/depot_tools/:/Users/npe/nix/sys/src/osprey/MacOSX/386/bin:/Users/npe/src/hare/usr/brasil/MacOSX/386/bin:/Users/npe/src/hare/usr/inferno/appl/cmd/scripts/anl/linux/deploy/:/Users/npe/bin:/opt/local/bin:/Users/npe/.cabal/bin:/Users/npe/bin:/Applications/Sublime Text 2.app/Contents/SharedSupport/bin/:/Applications/Xcode.app/Contents/Developer/Toolchains/XcodeDefault.xctoolchain/usr/bin/:/Applications/TextMate.app/Contents/SharedSupport/Support/bin/:/bin:/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/Users/npe/bin:/opt/local/bin:/opt/local/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin:/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Users/npe/nix/usr/inferno/:/Applications/PLT Scheme v370/bin:usr/local/bin:/usr/local/plan9/bin/:/Users/npe/Inferno/MacOSX/386/bin:/usr/X11R6/bin:/usr/local/bin:/opt/local/bin:/opt/local/sbin:/opt/local/devkitpro/devkitARM/bin:/Users/npe/acme/dock:/usr/local/git/bin/:/Users/npe/.ec2/bin:/Users/npe/go/bin:/opt/local/devkitPro/devkitARM/bin
+(#plan9) anth_r → well, it's weird, but i don't care enough about irc to look into it more.
+(#plan9) uriel → the war is over
+I've got news for ya sunshine, there's this thing called Linux where it's easy. Applications install with one command and all of the dependencies come on board automatically. It's just as easy as Windows and Mac. -- IGnatius T Foobar
+Go is the first language that truly excites me since Python.
+The plan is to create a common format, based on the Election Markup Language (EML) already recommended for use in Europe.
+Feeling safe when searching the web is important.
+// Factory Pattern
+(#cat-v) eekee → finally, a use for ubuntu: downloading 9front iso
+(#go-nuts) pietro10 → it looks like firefox browser history is in a SQLite database. what is the best go package for that?
+All the jobs I find are for C++, my father gets on my case for not using it, and now with a family I'm scared if I'll be able to support them.
+Languages ought to be viewed independently from editors. -- Alpheus
+(#cat-v) VonGuard → god damn, everything is taking so long to render in my browser today
+This letter may end up being a bit long, and will be contrary to the popular wisdom on 9fans. So be it.
+selected: javascript:showUnixContent();
+Once upon a time, Thinkpad in the minds of the majority of fans simply like the existence of God, in order to calm the appearance of maintaining the status quo; feel does not belong to a desktop keyboard; Then there is the crowning touch of the little red dot I'm obsessed with, then have The psychological thrill a Thinkpad users as much as the Apple Macbook series.
+This discussion is exactly why we need Boyd.
+12 (c) Act stupid.
+Vim Training Class 4 - Customizing and Extending Vim
+ _exits("damn");
+My curtain automation is very loud. -- jwz
+(#plan9) puddingpimp → computer terminals sit on desktops, desktops don't sit on computer terminals
+/* WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T THIS WORK??????? */
+I don't want Javascript promises
+--- you can reply above this line ---
+MIT OpenCourseware >> Electrical Engineering and Computer Science >> Introduction to Electrical Engineering and Computer Science I >> Python Tutorial
+(#plan9) semka → May be I should ask at #cat-v :)
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