local http, env, storage
local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
-function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
- furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
-end
+furrybot.commands.rolldice = {
+ func = function(name)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.coinflip = {
+ func = function(name)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.choose = {
+ func = function(name, ...)
+ local options = {...}
+ if #options > 1 then
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
+ end
+ end,
+}
-function furrybot.commands.coinflip(name)
- furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
-end
+furrybot.commands.uwu = {
+ func = function()
+ local msg = ""
-function furrybot.commands.choose(name, ...)
- local options = {...}
- if #options > 1 then
- furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
- else
- furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
- end
-end
+ local m = math.random(10)
-function furrybot.commands.uwu()
- local msg = ""
+ for i = 1, m do
+ local u_list = {"u", "ü", "o", "ö"}
- local m = math.random(10)
+ local u = u_list[math.random(#u_list)]
+ local w = "w"
- for i = 1, m do
- local u_list = {"u", "ü", "o", "ö"}
+ if math.random() < 0.5 then
+ u = u:upper()
+ end
- local u = u_list[math.random(#u_list)]
- local w = "w"
+ if math.random() < 0.5 then
+ w = w:upper()
+ end
- if math.random() < 0.5 then
- u = u:upper()
- end
+ msg = msg .. u .. w .. u
- if math.random() < 0.5 then
- w = w:upper()
+ if i ~= m then
+ msg = msg .. " "
+ end
end
- msg = msg .. u .. w .. u
-
- if i ~= m then
- msg = msg .. " "
+ furrybot.send(msg, furrybot.colors.system)
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.extinct = {
+ func = function(name, species)
+ if species then
+ species = furrybot.uppercase(species .. (species:sub(#species, #species):lower() == "s" and "" or "s"))
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, species .. " are " .. (furrybot.strrandom(species, 420, 0, 1) == 0 and "not " or "") .. "extinct." , furrybot.colors.system)
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a species")
end
- end
-
- furrybot.send(msg, furrybot.colors.system)
-end
-
-function furrybot.commands.extinct(name, species)
- if species then
- furrybot.ping_message(name, species:sub(1, 1):upper() .. species:sub(2, #species) .. (species:sub(#species, #species):lower() == "s" and "" or "s") .. " are " .. (furrybot.strrandom(species, 420, 0, 1) == 0 and "not " or "") .. "extinct." , furrybot.colors.system)
- else
- furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a species")
- end
-end
-
-function furrybot.commands.german(name)
- local messages = {
- "Schnauze!",
- "Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!",
- "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN",
- "Deine Mutter",
- "Das war ein BEFEHL!",
- "Das bleibt hier alles so wie das hier ist!",
- "Scheißße",
- "Digga was falsch bei dir",
- "Lass mich deine Arschfalten sehen",
- "Krieg mal deinen Ödipuskomplex unter Kontrolle",
- "Meine Nudel ist 30cm lang und al dente",
- "Wie die Nase eines Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.",
- }
-
- local msg = messages[math.random(#messages)]
- local stripe = math.floor(#msg / 3)
-
- furrybot.ping_message(name, msg:sub(1, stripe) .. C("red") .. msg:sub(stripe + 1, stripe * 2) .. C("yellow") .. msg:sub(stripe * 2 + 1, #msg), C("black"))
-end
-
-function furrybot.commands.color(name)
- local color = string.format("#%06x", math.random(16777216) - 1):upper()
-
- furrybot.ping_message(name, "Here's your color: " .. C(color) .. color, furrybot.colors.system)
-end
-
-function furrybot.commands.book(name)
- local books = {
- "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Erster Teil",
- "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Zweiter Teil",
- "Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels - The Communist Manifesto",
- "Brian Kernhigan & Dennis Ritchie - The C Programming Language",
- "Heinrich Heine - Die Harzreise",
- "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Die Leiden des jungen Werther",
- "Friedrich Schiller - Die Jungfrau von Orleans",
- "Theodor Fontane - Irrungen, Wirrungen",
- "Friedrich Schiller - Die Räuber",
- "Theodor Storm - Der Schimmelreiter",
- "Josef von Eichendorff - Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts",
- "Richard Esplin - Advanced Linux Programming",
- "Joey de Vries - Learn OpenGL",
- "Gerard Beekmans - Linux From Scratch",
- }
-
- furrybot.ping_message(name, books[math.random(#books)], furrybot.colors.system)
-end
-
-function furrybot.commands.video(name)
- furrybot.ping_message(name, "https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ", furrybot.colors.system)
-end
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.german = {
+ func = function(name)
+ local messages = {
+ "Schnauze!",
+ "Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!",
+ "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN",
+ "Deine Mutter",
+ "Das war ein BEFEHL!",
+ "Das bleibt hier alles so wie das hier ist!",
+ "Scheißße",
+ "Digga was falsch bei dir",
+ "Lass mich deine Arschfalten sehen",
+ "Krieg mal deinen Ödipuskomplex unter Kontrolle",
+ "Meine Nudel ist 30cm lang und al dente",
+ "Wie die Nase eines Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.",
+ }
+
+ local msg = messages[math.random(#messages)]
+ local stripe = math.floor(#msg / 3)
+
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, msg:sub(1, stripe) .. C("red") .. msg:sub(stripe + 1, stripe * 2) .. C("yellow") .. msg:sub(stripe * 2 + 1, #msg), C("black"))
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.color = {
+ func = function(name)
+ local color = string.format("#%06x", math.random(16777216) - 1):upper()
+
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "Here's your color: " .. C(color) .. color, furrybot.colors.system)
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.book = {
+ func = function(name)
+ local books = {
+ "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Erster Teil",
+ "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Zweiter Teil",
+ "Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels - The Communist Manifesto",
+ "Brian Kernhigan & Dennis Ritchie - The C Programming Language",
+ "Heinrich Heine - Die Harzreise",
+ "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Die Leiden des jungen Werther",
+ "Friedrich Schiller - Die Jungfrau von Orleans",
+ "Theodor Fontane - Irrungen, Wirrungen",
+ "Friedrich Schiller - Die Räuber",
+ "Theodor Storm - Der Schimmelreiter",
+ "Josef von Eichendorff - Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts",
+ "Richard Esplin - Advanced Linux Programming",
+ "Joey de Vries - Learn OpenGL",
+ "Gerard Beekmans - Linux From Scratch",
+ }
+
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, books[math.random(#books)], furrybot.colors.system)
+ end,
+}
+
+furrybot.commands.video = {
+ func = function(name)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ", furrybot.colors.system)
+ end,
+}
return function(_http, _env, _storage)
http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage
projects / furrybot.git / blobdiff