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[furrybot-discord.git] / random.lua

diff --git a/random.lua b/random.lua
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index aad94eb..0000000
--- a/random.lua
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,132 +0,0 @@
-local http, env, storage
-local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
-
-furrybot.commands.rolldice = {
-       func = function(name)
-               furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.coinflip = {
-       func = function(name)
-               furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.choose = {
-       func = function(name, ...)
-               local options = {...}
-               if #options > 1 then
-                       furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
-               else
-                       furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
-               end
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.uwu = {
-       func = function()
-               local msg = ""
-
-               local m = math.random(10)
-
-               for i = 1, m do
-                       local u_list = {"u", "ü", "o", "ö"}
-
-                       local u = u_list[math.random(#u_list)]
-                       local w = "w"
-
-                       if math.random() < 0.5 then
-                               u = u:upper()
-                       end
-
-                       if math.random() < 0.5 then
-                               w = w:upper()
-                       end
-
-                       msg = msg .. u .. w .. u
-
-                       if i ~= m then
-                               msg = msg .. " "
-                       end
-               end
-
-               furrybot.send(msg, furrybot.colors.system)
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.extinct = {
-       func = function(name, species)
-               if species then
-                       species = furrybot.uppercase(species .. (species:sub(#species, #species):lower() == "s" and "" or "s"))
-                       furrybot.ping_message(name, species  .. " are " .. (furrybot.strrandom(species, 420, 0, 1) == 0 and "not " or "") .. "extinct." , furrybot.colors.system)
-               else
-                       furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a species")
-               end
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.german = {
-       func = function(name)
-               local messages = {
-                       "Schnauze!",
-                       "Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!",
-                       "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN",
-                       "Deine Mutter",
-                       "Das war ein BEFEHL!",
-                       "Das bleibt hier alles so wie das hier ist!",
-                       "Scheißße",
-                       "Digga was falsch bei dir",
-                       "Lass mich deine Arschfalten sehen",
-                       "Krieg mal deinen Ödipuskomplex unter Kontrolle",
-                       "Meine Nudel ist 30cm lang und al dente",
-                       "Wie die Nase eines Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.",
-               }
-
-               local msg = messages[math.random(#messages)]
-               local stripe = math.floor(#msg / 3)
-
-               furrybot.ping_message(name, msg:sub(1, stripe) .. C("red") .. msg:sub(stripe + 1, stripe * 2) .. C("yellow") .. msg:sub(stripe * 2 + 1, #msg), C("black"))
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.color = {
-       func = function(name)
-               local color = string.format("#%06x", math.random(16777216) - 1):upper()
-
-               furrybot.ping_message(name, "Here's your color: " .. C(color) .. color, furrybot.colors.system)
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.book = {
-       func = function(name)
-               local books = {
-                       "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Erster Teil",
-                       "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Faust, Der Tragödie Zweiter Teil",
-                       "Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels - The Communist Manifesto",
-                       "Brian Kernhigan & Dennis Ritchie - The C Programming Language",
-                       "Heinrich Heine - Die Harzreise",
-                       "Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - Die Leiden des jungen Werther",
-                       "Friedrich Schiller - Die Jungfrau von Orleans",
-                       "Theodor Fontane - Irrungen, Wirrungen",
-                       "Friedrich Schiller - Die Räuber",
-                       "Theodor Storm - Der Schimmelreiter",
-                       "Josef von Eichendorff - Aus dem Leben eines Taugenichts",
-                       "Richard Esplin - Advanced Linux Programming",
-                       "Joey de Vries - Learn OpenGL",
-                       "Gerard Beekmans - Linux From Scratch",
-               }
-
-               furrybot.ping_message(name, books[math.random(#books)], furrybot.colors.system)
-       end,
-}
-
-furrybot.commands.video = {
-       func = function(name)
-               furrybot.ping_message(name, "https://youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ", furrybot.colors.system)
-       end,
-}
-
-return function(_http, _env, _storage)
-       http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage
-end