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diff --git a/lib/theo b/lib/theo
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--- a/lib/theo
+++ b/lib/theo
@@ -212,3 +212,15 @@ If that workaround was the right thing to do, it would be the default.
 What happened is that you thought it was time to say something useless, which adds no value to the conversation.
 You are just a whiny boy who pisses on people who spent 2 years writing the code.
 In short, you are socially inept unappreciative asshole.
+Come on guys.  Don't have me OK this.
+I see other projects falling into this problem all the time.  It is awesome.
+Ha ha.  I watch other projects.
+We won't commit it.
+Perhaps.
+I don't see any problem.
+As developers we make decisions which we believe serve our users the best.
+Wow, what's that got to do with anything?
+c++ is a pile of crap.
+You have this very wrong.
+Your code is completely wrong.
+No way.