furrybot.commands = {}
+furrybot.requests = {}
+furrybot.unsafe_commands = {}
+local http, env, storage
local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
+furrybot.colors = {
+ ping = C("#00DCFF"),
+ system = C("#FFFA00"),
+ error = C("#D70029"),
+ detail = C("#FF6683"),
+ rpg = C("#FFD94E"),
+ braces = C("#FFFAC0"),
+ info = C("#00FFC3"),
+ fun = C("#A0FF24"),
+ random = C("#A300BE"),
+ money = C("#A11600"),
+}
+
+-- helper functions
+
function furrybot.send(msg, color)
- minetest.send_chat_message("/me " .. C("#00FF3C") .. "[" .. C(color or "#FFFA00") .. msg .. C("#00FF3C") .. "]")
+ minetest.send_chat_message("/me " .. furrybot.colors.braces .. "[" .. color .. msg .. furrybot.colors.braces .. "]")
end
-function furrybot.ping(player)
- return C("#00DCFF") .. "@" .. player .. C("#FFFA00")
+function furrybot.ping(player, color)
+ return furrybot.colors.ping .. "@" .. player .. color
end
-function furrybot.ping_player(player, message)
- furrybot.send(furrybot.ping(player) .. ": " .. message)
+function furrybot.ping_message(player, message, color)
+ furrybot.send(furrybot.ping(player, color) .. ": " .. message, "")
end
-function furrybot.ping_player_error(player, err, detail)
- furrybot.ping_player(player, C("#D70029") .. " " .. err .. (detail and C("#FF6683") .. " '" .. detail .. "'" .. C("#D70029") or "") .. ".")
+function furrybot.error_message(player, error, detail)
+ furrybot.ping_message(player, error .. (detail and furrybot.colors.detail .. " '" .. detail .. "'" .. furrybot.colors.error or "") .. ".", furrybot.colors.error)
end
-function furrybot.recieve(msg)
- msg = minetest.strip_colors(msg)
- if msg:find("<") == 1 then
- local idx = msg:find(">")
- local player = msg:sub(2, idx - 1)
- local message = msg:sub(idx + 3, #msg)
- if message:find("!") == 1 then
- local args = message:sub(2, #message):split(" ")
- local cmd = table.remove(args, 1)
- local func = furrybot.commands[cmd]
- if func then
- func(player, unpack(args))
+function furrybot.parse_message(player, message, discord)
+ if message:find("!") == 1 then
+ local args = message:sub(2, #message):split(" ")
+ local cmd = table.remove(args, 1)
+ local func = furrybot.commands[cmd]
+ if func then
+ if furrybot.unsafe_commands[cmd] and discord then
+ furrybot.error_message(player, "Sorry, you cannot run this command from discord: ", cmd)
else
- furrybot.ping_player_error(player, "Invalid command", cmd)
+ func(player, unpack(args))
end
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(player, "Invalid command", cmd)
+ end
+ end
+end
+
+function furrybot.reload()
+ local func, err = env.loadfile("clientmods/furrybot/bot.lua")
+ if func then
+ local old_fb = table.copy(furrybot)
+ local status, init = pcall(func)
+ if status then
+ init(http, env, storage)
+ else
+ furrybot = old_fb
+ return false, furrybot.colors.error .. "Error: " .. furrybot.colors.detail .. init
end
+ else
+ return false, furrybot.colors.error .. "Syntax error: " .. furrybot.colors.detail .. err
end
end
end
end
-function furrybot.check_online(name, target)
- if not target then
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "You need to specify a player")
- elseif name == target then
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "You need to specify a different player than yourself")
- elseif furrybot.player_online(target) then
+function furrybot.online_or_error(name, other, allow_self)
+ if not other then
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a player")
+ elseif name == other and not allow_self then
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a different player than yourself")
+ elseif furrybot.player_online(other) then
return true
else
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "Player not online", target)
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Player not online", other)
end
end
-function furrybot.choose(list)
- return list[math.random(#list)]
+function furrybot.choose(list, color)
+ return furrybot.colors.random .. list[math.random(#list)] .. color
+end
+
+function furrybot.random(min, max, color)
+ return furrybot.colors.random .. math.random(min, max) .. color
end
function furrybot.http_request(url, name, callback)
- furrybot.http.fetch({url = url}, function(res)
+ http.fetch({url = url}, function(res)
if res.succeeded then
callback(res.data)
else
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "Request failed with code", res.code)
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Request failed with code", res.code)
end
end)
end
function furrybot.json_http_request(url, name, callback)
- furrybot.http_request(url, name, function(data)
- callback(minetest.parse_json(data)[1])
+ furrybot.http_request(url, name, function(raw)
+ local data = minetest.parse_json(raw)
+ callback(data[1] or data)
end)
end
-function furrybot.rand(str, seed, ...)
+function furrybot.strrandom(str, seed, ...)
local v = 0
local pr = PseudoRandom(seed)
for i = 1, #str do
return PseudoRandom(v):next(...)
end
--- commands
+function furrybot.repeat_string(str, times)
+ local msg = ""
+ for i = 1, times do
+ msg = msg .. str
+ end
+ return msg
+end
+
+function furrybot.interactive_rpg_command(action)
+ return function(name, target)
+ if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) then
+ furrybot.send(name .. " " .. action .. " " .. target .. ".", furrybot.colors.rpg)
+ end
+ end
+end
-function furrybot.commands.hug(name, target)
- if furrybot.check_online(name, target) then
- furrybot.send(name .. " hugs " .. target .. ".")
+function furrybot.solo_rpg_command(action)
+ return function(name)
+ furrybot.send(name .. " " .. action .. ".", furrybot.colors.rpg)
end
end
-furrybot.commands.cuddle = furrybot.commands.hug
+function furrybot.request_command(on_request, on_accept)
+ return function(name, target)
+ if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) and on_request(name, target) ~= false then
+ furrybot.requests[target] = {
+ origin = name,
+ func = on_accept,
+ }
+ end
+ end
+end
-function furrybot.commands.kiss(name, target)
- if furrybot.check_online(name, target) then
- furrybot.send(name .. " kisses " .. target .. ".")
+function furrybot.get_money(name)
+ local key = name .. ".money"
+ if storage:contains(key) then
+ return storage:get_int(key)
+ else
+ return 100
end
end
-furrybot.target_list = {}
+function furrybot.set_money(name, money)
+ storage:set_int(name .. ".money", money)
+end
-function furrybot.commands.bang(name, target)
- if furrybot.check_online(name, target) then
- furrybot.target_list[target] = function()
- furrybot.send(ping(name) .. " and " .. ping(target) .. " are having sex! OwO")
- end,
- furrybot.ping_player(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.")
+function furrybot.add_money(name, add)
+ local money = furrybot.get_money(name)
+ furrybot.set_money(name, money + add)
+end
+
+function furrybot.take_money(name, remove)
+ local money = furrybot.get_money(name)
+ local new = money - remove
+ if new < 0 then
+ return false
+ else
+ furrybot.set_money(name, new)
+ return true
end
end
-furrybot.commands.sex = furrybot.commands.bang
-furrybot.commands.fuck = furrybot.commands.bang
+function furrybot.money(money, color)
+ return furrybot.colors.money .. "$" .. money .. color
+end
+
+function furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name)
+ return minetest.rainbow(furrybot.repeat_string("=", furrybot.strrandom(name, 31242, 2, 10)) .. "D")
+end
+
+-- Commands
+
+-- system
+function furrybot.commands.help()
+ local keys = {}
+ for k in pairs(furrybot.commands) do
+ table.insert(keys, k)
+ end
+ furrybot.send("Available commands: " .. table.concat(keys, ", "), furrybot.colors.system)
+end
function furrybot.commands.accept(name)
- local func = furrybot.target_list[name]
- if func then
- func()
+ local tbl = furrybot.requests[name]
+ if tbl then
+ furrybot.requests[name] = nil
+ tbl.func(tbl.origin, name)
else
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "Nothing to accept")
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Nothing to accept")
end
end
+furrybot.unsafe_commands.accept = true
function furrybot.commands.deny(name)
- if furrybot.target_list[name] then
- furrybot.target_list[name] = nil
- furrybot.ping_player(name, "Denied request")
+ local tbl = furrybot.requests[name]
+ if tbl then
+ furrybot.requests[name] = nil
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "Denied request", furrybot.colors.system)
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Nothing to deny")
+ end
+end
+furrybot.unsafe_commands.deny = true
+
+-- don't bug players that are running ClamityBot commands from discord
+function furrybot.commands.status()
+end
+
+function furrybot.commands.cmd()
+end
+
+-- rpg
+furrybot.commands.cry = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("cries")
+furrybot.commands.laugh = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("laughs")
+furrybot.commands.confused = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("is confused")
+furrybot.commands.smile = furrybot.solo_rpg_command("smiles")
+furrybot.commands.hug = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("hugs")
+furrybot.commands.cuddle = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("cuddles")
+furrybot.commands.kiss = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("kisses")
+furrybot.commands.hit = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("hits")
+furrybot.commands.slap = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("slaps")
+furrybot.commands.beat = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("beats")
+furrybot.commands.lick = furrybot.interactive_rpg_command("licks")
+
+furrybot.commands.smellfeet = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
+ furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to smell your feet. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, " you are smelling " .. target .. "'s feet. They are kinda stinky!", furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end)
+
+furrybot.commands.blowjob = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
+ furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to suck your dick. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+ furrybot.send(name .. " is sucking " .. target .. "'s cock. ˣoˣ IT'S SO HUGE", furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end)
+
+furrybot.commands.sex = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
+ furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " wants to have sex with you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+end, function(name, target)
+ furrybot.send(name .. " and " .. target .. " are having sex! OwO", furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end)
+furrybot.commands.bang = furrybot.commands.sex
+furrybot.commands.fuck = furrybot.commands.sex
+
+furrybot.commands.cum = function(name)
+ furrybot.send(name .. " is cumming: " .. furrybot.get_ascii_dick(name) .. C("#FFFFFF") .. furrybot.repeat_string("~", math.random(1, 10)), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end
+
+furrybot.commands.marry = furrybot.request_command(function(name, target)
+ if storage:contains(name .. ".partner", target) then
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You are already married to", storage:get_string(name .. ".partner"))
+ return false
+ elseif storage:contains(target .. ".partner", name) then
+ furrybot.error_message(name, target .. " is already married to", storage:get_string(target .. ".partner"))
+ return false
+ else
+ furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " proposes to you. Type !accept to accept or !deny to deny.", furrybot.colors.system)
+ end
+end, function(name, target)
+ storage:set_string(name .. ".partner", target)
+ storage:set_string(target .. ".partner", name)
+ furrybot.send("Congratulations, " .. furrybot.ping(name, furrybot.colors.rpg) .. "&" .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.rpg) .. ", you are married. You may now kiss :).", furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end)
+furrybot.commands.propose = furrybot.commands.marry
+furrybot.unsafe_commands.marry = true
+furrybot.unsafe_commands.propose = true
+
+function furrybot.commands.divorce(name)
+ if storage:contains(name .. ".partner") then
+ local partner = storage:get_string(name .. ".partner")
+ storage:set_string(name .. ".partner", "")
+ storage:set_string(partner .. ".partner", "")
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "divorces from " .. partner .. " :(", furrybot.colors.rpg)
else
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "Nothing to deny")
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You are not married")
end
end
+furrybot.unsafe_commands.divorce = true
-function furrybot.commands.hit(name, target)
- if furrybot.check_online(name, target) then
- furrybot.send(name .. " hits " .. target)
+function furrybot.commands.partner(name, target)
+ target = target or name
+ if storage:contains(target .. ".partner") then
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, (target == name and "You are" or target .. " is") .. " married to " .. storage:get_string(target .. ".partner"), furrybot.colors.system)
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(name, (target == name and "You are" or target .. " is") .. " not married")
+ end
+end
+furrybot.commands.married = furrybot.commands.partner
+
+furrybot.kill_deathmessages = {
+ "%s walked into fire whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s was struck by lightning whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s tried to swim in lava to escape %s",
+ "%s walked into danger zone due to %s",
+ "%s suffocated in a wall whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s drowned whilst trying to escape %s",
+ "%s starved to death whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s walked into a cactus whilst trying to escape %s",
+ "%s hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape %s",
+ "%s experienced kinetic energy whilst trying to escape %s",
+ "%s didn't want to live in the same world as %s",
+ "%s died because of %s",
+ "%s was killed by magic whilst trying to escape %s",
+ "%s was killed by %s using magic",
+ "%s was roasted in dragon breath by %s",
+ "%s withered away whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s was shot by a skull from %s",
+ "%s was squashed by a falling anvil whilst fighting %s",
+ "%s was slain by %s",
+ "%s was shot by %s",
+ "%s was fireballed by %s",
+ "%s was killed trying to hurt %s",
+ "%s was blown up by %s",
+ "%s was squashed by %s",
+}
+
+furrybot.deathmessages = {
+ "%s went up in flames",
+ "%s was struck by lightning",
+ "%s burned to death",
+ "%s tried to swim in lava",
+ "%s discovered the floor was lava",
+ "%s suffocated in a wall",
+ "%s drowned",
+ "%s starved to death",
+ "%s was pricked to death",
+ "%s hit the ground too hard",
+ "%s experienced kinetic energy",
+ "%s fell out of the world",
+ "%s died",
+ "%s was killed by magic",
+ "%s was roasted in dragon breath",
+ "%s withered away",
+ "%s was squashed by a falling anvil",
+ "%s blew up",
+ "%s was squished too much",
+ "%s went off with a bang",
+}
+
+function furrybot.commands.kill(name, target)
+ if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
+ if name == target then
+ furrybot.send(string.format("%s died due to lack of friends", target), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+ else
+ furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.kill_deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.kill_deathmessages)], target, name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+ end
end
end
-furrybot.commands.slap = furrybot.commands.hit
-furrybot.commands.beat = furrybot.commands.hit
+function furrybot.commands.die(name)
+ furrybot.send(string.format(furrybot.deathmessages[math.random(#furrybot.deathmessages)], name), furrybot.colors.rpg)
+end
-function furrybot.commands.help()
- local keys = {}
- for k in pairs(furrybot.commands) do
- table.insert(keys, k)
+-- misc
+function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+end
+
+function furrybot.commands.coinflip(name)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+end
+
+function furrybot.commands.choose(name, ...)
+ local options = {...}
+ if #options > 1 then
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
end
- furrybot.send("Available commands: " .. table.concat(keys, ", "))
+end
+
+function furrybot.commands.dicksize(name, target)
+ target = target or name
+ furrybot.send(furrybot.get_ascii_dick(target) .. furrybot.colors.system .. " ← " .. furrybot.ping(target, furrybot.colors.system) .. "'s Dick", C("#FF4DE1"))
+end
+furrybot.commands.cocksize = furrybot.commands.dicksize
+
+-- fun
+function furrybot.commands.amogus(name)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, "YOU KINDA SUS MAN", furrybot.colors.fun)
end
function furrybot.commands.verse(name)
furrybot.json_http_request("https://labs.bible.org/api/?type=json&passage=random", name, function(data)
- furrybot.send(data.text .. C("#00FFC3") .. "[" .. data.bookname .. " " .. data.chapter .. "," .. data.verse .. "]")
+ furrybot.send(data.text .. furrybot.colors.info .. "[" .. data.bookname .. " " .. data.chapter .. "," .. data.verse .. "]", furrybot.colors.fun)
end)
end
function furrybot.commands.define(name, word)
if word then
- furrybot.json_http_request("https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v1/entries/en_US/" .. word, name, function(data)
+ furrybot.json_http_request("https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v1/entries/en_US/" .. word:gsub("computer", "person"), name, function(data)
local meaning = data.meaning
- local selected = meaning.exclamation or meaning.noun or meaning.verb or meaning.adjective or meaning["transitive verb"] or meaning.adverb or meaning["relative adverb"]
+ local selected = meaning.abbreviation or meaning["cardinal number"] or meaning.exclamation or meaning.noun or meaning.verb or meaning.adjective or meaning["transitive verb"] or meaning.adverb or meaning["relative adverb"] or meaning.preposition
if not selected then
print(dump(meaning))
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "Error in parsing response")
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Error in parsing response")
else
- furrybot.send(C("#00FFC3") .. word:sub(1, 1):upper() .. word:sub(2, #word):lower() .. ": " .. C("#FFFA00") .. selected[1].definition)
+ furrybot.send(word:sub(1, 1):upper() .. word:sub(2, #word):lower() .. ": " .. furrybot.colors.fun .. selected[1].definition, furrybot.colors.info)
end
end)
else
- furrybot.ping_player_error(name, "You need to specify a word")
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a word")
end
end
function furrybot.commands.insult(name, target)
- if furrybot.check_online(name, target) then
+ if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target, true) then
furrybot.http_request("https://insult.mattbas.org/api/insult", name, function(data)
- furrybot.ping_player(target, data)
+ furrybot.ping_message(target, data, furrybot.colors.fun)
end)
end
end
-function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
- furrybot.ping_player(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. C("#AAFF43") .. math.random(6))
-end
-
-function furrybot.commands.coinflip(name)
- furrybot.ping_player(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. C("#AAFF43") .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}))
+function furrybot.commands.joke(name, first, last)
+ if not first then
+ first = "Chuck"
+ last = "Norris"
+ elseif not last then
+ last = ""
+ end
+ furrybot.json_http_request("http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName=" .. first .. "&lastName=" .. last, name, function(data)
+ local joke = data.value.joke:gsub(""", "\""):gsub(" ", " ")
+ furrybot.send(joke, furrybot.colors.fun)
+ end)
end
-function furrybot.commands.status()
+function furrybot.commands.question(name)
+ furrybot.json_http_request("https://8ball.delegator.com/magic/JSON/anything", name, function(data)
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, data.magic.answer, furrybot.colors.fun)
+ end)
end
+furrybot.commands["8ball"] = furrybot.commands.question
-function furrybot.commands.cmd()
+-- economy
+function furrybot.commands.money(name, target)
+ target = target or name
+ furrybot.ping_message(name, (target == name and "You have " or target .. " has ") .. furrybot.money(furrybot.get_money(target), furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
end
+furrybot.commands.balance = furrybot.commands.money
-function furrybot.commands.cocksize(name, target)
- target = target or name
- local msg = C("#FF4DE1")
- local size = furrybot.rand(target, 31242, 2, 10)
- for i = 1, size do
- msg = msg .. "="
+function furrybot.commands.pay(name, target, number)
+ if furrybot.online_or_error(name, target) then
+ local money = tonumber(number or "")
+ if not money or money <= 0 or math.floor(money) ~= money then
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "Invalid amount of money")
+ else
+ if furrybot.take_money(name, money) then
+ furrybot.add_money(target, money)
+ furrybot.ping_message(target, name .. " has payed you " .. furrybot.money(money, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
+ else
+ furrybot.error_message(name, "You don't have enough money")
+ end
+ end
end
- msg = msg .. "D"
- furrybot.send(msg .. C("#FFFA00") .. " <= " .. furrybot.ping(target) .. "'s Cock")
end
+furrybot.unsafe_commands.pay = true
-furrybot.commands.dicksize = furrybot.commands.cocksize
+-- send load message
+furrybot.send("FurryBot - " .. C("#170089") .. "https://github.com/EliasFleckenstein03/furrybot", furrybot.colors.system)
if furrybot.loaded then
- furrybot.send("Reloaded")
+ furrybot.send("Reloaded", furrybot.colors.system)
else
furrybot.loaded = true
end
+
+return function(_http, _env, _storage)
+ http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage
+end
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