-Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other.
-Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands.
-Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
-Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
-Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
-In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.
+Doug McIlroy's programs always terminate -- sometimes each other.
+Doug McIlroy's programs don't need a garbage collector; they pick up their OWN garbage.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't make system calls. System calls call Doug McIlroy.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't use malloc to allocate memory. He uses his bare hands.
+Doug McIlroy doesn't debug. He stares at tty0 until it fixes the problem.
+Once, Doug McIlroy got mad at his terminal and smacked the keyboard. The result is called "Unix."
+Alan Turing always wanted to win a McIlroy Award, but didn't qualify. No one has.
+In 1984, the Department of Justice broke up AT&T because they had a monopoly. On Doug McIlroy.