1 local http, env, storage
2 local C = minetest.get_color_escape_sequence
4 function furrybot.commands.rolldice(name)
5 furrybot.ping_message(name, "rolled a dice and got a " .. furrybot.random(1, 6, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
8 function furrybot.commands.coinflip(name)
9 furrybot.ping_message(name, "flipped a coin and got " .. furrybot.choose({"Heads", "Tails"}, furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
12 function furrybot.commands.choose(name, ...)
15 furrybot.ping_message(name, "I choose " .. furrybot.choose(options, "", furrybot.colors.system) .. ".", furrybot.colors.system)
17 furrybot.error_message(name, "Not enough options")
21 function furrybot.commands.uwu()
24 local m = math.random(10)
27 local u_list = {"u", "ü", "o", "ö"}
29 local u = u_list[math.random(#u_list)]
32 if math.random() < 0.5 then
36 if math.random() < 0.5 then
40 msg = msg .. u .. w .. u
47 furrybot.send(msg, furrybot.colors.system)
50 function furrybot.commands.extinct(name, species)
52 furrybot.ping_message(name, species:sub(1, 1):upper() .. species:sub(2, #species) .. (species:sub(#species, #species):lower() == "s" and "" or "s") .. " are " .. (furrybot.strrandom(species, 420, 0, 1) == 0 and "not " or "") .. "extinct." , furrybot.colors.system)
54 furrybot.error_message(name, "You need to specify a species")
58 function furrybot.commands.german(name)
61 "Sprich Deutsch, du Hurensohn!",
62 "NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN",
64 "Das war ein BEFEHL!",
65 "Das bleibt hier alles so wie das hier ist!",
67 "Digga was falsch bei dir",
68 "Lass mich deine Arschfalten sehen",
69 "Krieg mal deinen Ödipuskomplex unter Kontrolle",
70 "Meine Nudel ist 30cm lang und al dente",
71 "Wie die Nase eines Mannes, so auch sein Johannes.",
74 local msg = messages[math.random(#messages)]
75 local stripe = math.floor(#msg / 3)
77 furrybot.ping_message(name, msg:sub(1, stripe) .. C("red") .. msg:sub(stripe + 1, stripe * 2) .. C("yellow") .. msg:sub(stripe * 2 + 1, #msg), C("black"))
80 return function(_http, _env, _storage)
81 http, env, storage = _http, _env, _storage