mods/server_messages/init.lua

   1 if not minetest.is_singleplayer() then
   2     minetest.register_on_joinplayer(function(player)
   3         local meta = player:get_meta()
   4         local welcomed = (meta:get_int("welcomed") == 1)
   5         local name = player:get_player_name()
   6         if not welcomed then
   7             minetest.chat_send_all("Welcome "..name.." to the server!")
   8             meta:set_int("welcomed", 1)
   9         else
  10             minetest.chat_send_all("Welcome back "..name.."!")
  11         end
  12     end)
  13 end
  14
  15 local death_messages = {
  16 " got smoked!",
  17 " didn't see that coming!",
  18 " is taking a nap!",
  19 ", that looked painful!",
  20 " is pushing up daisies!",
  21 " is lucky there are infinite lives!",
  22 " met their maker!",
  23 " is in pieces!",
  24 " got wrecked!",
  25 " got destroyed!",
  26 " got minced!",
  27 "'s health bar is looking a little empty!",
  28 " turned into a puzzle!",
  29 " is in the Aether now!",
  30 " is in the Nether!",
  31 ", how's the Void?",
  32 " dropped their stuff! Go get it!",
  33 " is having a fire sale and everything's free!",
  34 " is doomed!",
  35 ", I didn't even know you could have negative health!",
  36 " try not to keep dying!",
  37 " died!",
  38 " probably starved!",
  39 " is seeing how the ground feels!",
  40 " is shutting down!",
  41 }
  42
  43 local leave_messages = {
  44 " logged out.",
  45 " gave up.",
  46 " rage quit.",
  47 "'s game probably crashed.",
  48 " got bored.",
  49 " left.",
  50 " is going IRL.",
  51 " left the matrix.",
  52 " is out.",
  53 }
  54
  55 minetest.register_on_dieplayer(function(player)
  56     local name = player:get_player_name()
  57     minetest.chat_send_all(name..death_messages[math.random(1,table.getn(death_messages))])
  58 end)
  59
  60 minetest.register_on_leaveplayer(function(player)
  61     local name = player:get_player_name()
  62     minetest.chat_send_all(name..leave_messages[math.random(1,table.getn(leave_messages))])
  63 end)