mods/server_messages/init.lua

   1 local pool = {}
   2
   3 minetest.register_on_joinplayer(function(player)
   4     local meta = player:get_meta()
   5     local welcomed = (meta:get_int("welcomed") == 1)
   6     local name = player:get_player_name()
   7     pool[name] = minetest.get_us_time()/1000000
   8     if not welcomed then
   9         minetest.chat_send_all("Welcome "..name.." to the server!")
  10         meta:set_int("welcomed", 1)
  11     else
  12         minetest.chat_send_all("Welcome back "..name.."!")
  13     end
  14 end)
  15
  16 local death_messages = {
  17 " got smoked!",
  18 " didn't see that coming!",
  19 " is taking a nap!",
  20 ", that looked painful!",
  21 " is pushing up daisies!",
  22 " is lucky there are infinite lives!",
  23 " met their maker!",
  24 " is in pieces!",
  25 " got wrecked!",
  26 " got destroyed!",
  27 " got minced!",
  28 "'s health bar is looking a little empty!",
  29 " turned into a puzzle!",
  30 " is in the Aether now!",
  31 " is in the Nether!",
  32 ", how's the Void?",
  33 " dropped their stuff! Go get it!",
  34 " is having a fire sale and everything's free!",
  35 " is doomed!",
  36 ", I didn't even know you could have negative health!",
  37 " try not to keep dying!",
  38 " died!",
  39 " probably starved!",
  40 " is seeing how the ground feels!",
  41 " is shutting down!",
  42 }
  43
  44 local leave_messages = {
  45 " logged out.",
  46 " gave up.",
  47 " rage quit.",
  48 "'s game probably crashed.",
  49 " got bored.",
  50 " left.",
  51 " is going IRL.",
  52 " left the matrix.",
  53 " is out.",
  54 }
  55
  56 minetest.register_on_dieplayer(function(player)
  57     local name = player:get_player_name()
  58     if (minetest.get_us_time()/1000000)-pool[name] > 0.001 then
  59         minetest.chat_send_all(name..death_messages[math.random(1,table.getn(death_messages))])
  60         pool[name] = minetest.get_us_time()/1000000
  61     end
  62 end)
  63
  64 minetest.register_on_leaveplayer(function(player)
  65     local name = player:get_player_name()
  66     minetest.chat_send_all(name..leave_messages[math.random(1,table.getn(leave_messages))])
  67 end)
  68