http.js

   1 const fetch = require("node-fetch")
   2 const google_images = require("free-google-images")
   3 const common = require("./common.js")
   4
   5 module.exports = {
   6         google: {
   7                 params: "<keyword> [...]",
   8                 help: "Google Image Search",
   9                 func: (msg, keywords) => {
  10                         google_images.searchRandom(keywords.join(" "))
  11                                 .then(result => msg.reply(result.image.url))
  12                 }
  13         },
  14         verse: {
  15                 func: msg => fetch("https://labs.bible.org/api/?type=json&passage=random")
  16                         .then(res => res.json())
  17                         .then(data => msg.reply(`${data[0].text} [${data[0].bookname} ${data[0].chapter}, ${data[0].verse}]`))
  18         },
  19         define: {
  20                 func: (msg, [word]) => word ? fetch("https://api.dictionaryapi.dev/api/v1/entries/en_US/" + word)
  21                         .then(res => res.json())
  22                         .then(data => {
  23                                 let def = data[0]
  24                                 msg.reply(`__**${def.word}**__`
  25                                         + (def.phonetic ? ` _${def.phonetic}_` : "")
  26                                         + "\n\n"
  27                                         + Object.entries(def.meaning).reduce((str, meaning) => str
  28                                                 + `_${meaning[0]}_\n`
  29                                                 + meaning[1].reduce((str, definition, i) => str + `\t${i + 1}. ${definition.definition}\n`, "")
  30                                         , "")
  31                                         + `\n[Definitions from ${def.sourceUrls.join(", ")}]`
  32                                 )
  33                         })
  34                         .catch(_ => msg.reply("Not found"))
  35                         : msg.reply("You need to specify a word")
  36         },
  37         urban: {
  38                 func: (msg, [word]) => word ? fetch("https://api.urbandictionary.com/v0/define?term=" + word)
  39                         .then(res => res.json())
  40                         .then(data => {
  41                                 let def = common.choose(data.list)
  42
  43                                 msg.reply(`__**${def.word}**__\n`
  44                                         + def.definition.replace(/\[/g,"").replace(/\]/g,"") + "\n\n"
  45                                         + "**Example:**\n"
  46                                         + def.example.replace(/\[/g,"").replace(/\]/g,"")
  47                                 )
  48                         })
  49                         .catch(_ => msg.reply("Not found"))
  50                         : msg.reply("You need to specify a word")
  51         },
  52         insult: {
  53                 func: (msg, [targetPing]) => {
  54                         const target = common.getPing(msg, targetPing, true)
  55
  56                         if (target)
  57                                 fetch("https://insult.mattbas.org/api/insult")
  58                                         .then(res => res.text())
  59                                         .then(data => msg.channel.send(`<@!${target}> ${data}`))
  60                 }
  61         },
  62         joke: {
  63                 func: (msg, [first, last]) => {
  64                         if (!first) {
  65                                 first = "Chuck"
  66                                 last = "Norris"
  67                         } else if (!last) {
  68                                 last = ""
  69                         }
  70
  71                         fetch(`http://api.icndb.com/jokes/random?firstName=${first}&lastName=${last}`)
  72                                 .then(res => res.json())
  73                                 .then(data => msg.reply(data.value.joke.replace(/&quot;/g, "\"").replace(/  /g, " ")))
  74                 }
  75         },
  76         "8ball": {
  77                 func: msg => fetch("https://8ball.delegator.com/magic/JSON/whatever")
  78                         .then(res => res.json())
  79                         .then(data => msg.reply(data.magic.answer))
  80         }
  81 }